It was Wednesday night and Deadpool had the sneaking suspicion that he was gonna need beer.

A lot of it.

So he had a lot of beer waiting in the fridge. And a stack of ANTM DVDs waiting.

Aaaaany minute now...

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There was a repeat of Project Runway on tonight. The one with the hair.

Deadpool wanted to see them try and design an outfit from the hairstyle of a bald person. He was a fan of nudity sometimes. But only when it was tasteful.

Really.

"Oh, Christian, you annoying little chihuahua."

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No longer all comatose or in the clinic-- hospitals smelled funny. Like old people.

No one liked smelling old people.

Deadpool went home with his ninja.

A bit clingy. Just a bit. Maybe.

Shut up. It had nothing to do with Nate's memories of his wife making Deadpool want to hold onto Arashi even more.

At all.

Ignore the clinging.

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Sure, that adorable Heather was no long on the show, but that didn't mean Deadpool would stop watching ( Read more... )

Deadpool was watching television ( Read more... )

Wade wanted a shower. He hadn't had one since Monday because he was now aware of the GIANT PERVERT in the back of his brain ( Read more... )

It was time for Saturday morning cartoons. Or, as Deadpool liked to call it, 'Spot which show was created only to sell cheap toys ( Read more... )

Deadpool had yet to leave the house since returning, but he had however, stopped drinking ( Read more... )

Deadpool had learned many things this weekend. First and foremost was that one Nathan Summers was an idiot. And that he sure as hell better stop being dead soon or else ( Read more... )

( Spoilers for Cable & Deadpool #41 and on... )